+"Am I drunk? Or is she hott???"

+"does that say they have a 1/4 mile pool?"
"is that what it says?"
"yeah, so many girls in that pool geez"

+"If he don't know shit about chemistry, he don't know shit about relationships..."

+"6 hrs of lecture, and 2 field days a week,  and its just a 1 unit class!"

+"I was spitting game and i didn't even know it! I even got her number, sheez"

+"I am definitely getting more and more tipsy, and people are definitely getting more and more attractive."

+"Comon! Let's have a speaker battle"

"So what, we're gonna play the same song and see where it sounds louder and better?"

"yeah, pick the song and GO!"

-SPEAKER BATTLE-

"Yeah ok i won that, we didn't even need to do it"

me-"o k...?"

+"Hey lets go eat, amber wants to"

"Geez just cause amber wants to you do"

"no!"

"Bullshit,stop you're lying"

+"Who's that girl you were yelling out the window to?"

"O some girl i know"

"Well who is she?"

"One of my hookups, you know it goes"

+"Dude he swiped me 14 times worth of snacks"

"Shit how much is that in money"

"Well a swipe is $7, so 14 swipes....FUCK $98! And it was just 3 bags of chips, 3 2 liters, 2 jars of dip, and a drink. O well his money."

+"You know why don't they ever make any WWII games where you play as the germans instead of the Americans, British, or Russians?"

"Well that would be stupid and pointless, the germans lost the war so if  you played at the end if would just say that 'you lost the war hope you had fun playing'."

"Well I'm gonna make one"

"Good luck selling, i dont know how many parents are going to want their kids to play as nazi's in a video game."

+"Fuck this computer keeps giving me bad games of Solitare, i haven't won for an hour. Its pissing me off!"

+"Comon you don't eat out much just come with"

"Well do you eat out much?"

"Well you know ;)"

+"These guys on this tv show are just too smooth, geez i've gotta take notes"

+"Ahh geez when Hermione gets to the age of 18, she's gonna be swamped and i'll be first in line"

+-Watching Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants-

"Geez that blonde one and the brunette are really hot and the rebel one is pretty cute. But the other one, man she's a GBD"

"A what?"

"You know, a Gotta Be Drunk to do anything with her"

+"Geez he was the kind of kid that you would tell five times to go to the bathroom before you leave the house and then on the road he needs to pee. What a hassle"

+"Well look at that, there are 3 guys in that room watching porn together. Geez those asians"

+"The tree hates you for pulling its leaves, i hate you for doing it and the earth just hates you because you even thought about it and did it"